I know you stalk me, you love to hear all about me in this blog; You probably have me on Feeds. You probably scroll through and read all of the posts here and think you know all about me. You go behind my back and start bitching to your girlfriends and boyfriend.

Girl, let me give you a piece of advise to your sorry sad ass:

Keep on doing what you do. Seethe in anger that you're not me. Go green with jealousy that I'm doing better than you do. See red cause my boyfriend is much better and fly than yours.

Go on! Cause I'm flattered and not the slightest mad. Go on!

Imitation, is after all, the best form of flattery. Go on talking about me, I'm already famous, honey.